http://worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] worldsrunnerup.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] badfic_logs2010-06-13 09:33 pm

Cat, stoat, spider monkey

Character Names: Mello [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], Matt [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], L [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]
When: Monday morning of week 3
Location: L's room (006)
Summary: Mello calls for an emergancy Wammy Kid meeting (concerning the TALKING ANIMALS NOW FOLLOWING THEM AROUND)
Rating: PG-13 to be safe.
Warnings: Wammy Kids.




Mello glanced down at the black cat behind him. It, she, was walking very proudly, her tail held high and small black paws taking very deliberate strides as she kept in step just a few feet behind him. Her yellow eyes were on his face as she spoke.

"I keep telling you, you're overreacting," her voice was calm and even, her accent was English. She was a cat. Talking to him.

Talking animals, that had happened before, here in fact, there was that fucking rabbit. But this was different. This was a cat who a) knew his name b) wouldn't allow him to walk away from her and c) Mello felt as if he was tied to the cat, as if he couldn't walk away if he tried. He needed to be close to her. This was a cat who claimed to be his Demon. Whatever the Hell that meant (although Mello's Catholic sensibility didn't like it at all.)

Mello chose not to answer.

"Fine," she said holding her head high, "give me the silent treatment. It won't help you in the end. We need to be partners in this."

"I've already got a partner," Mello snapped, jerking his head backwards towards the redhead following him. The cat rolled her eyes as Mello pounded on L's door. "Ryuzaki! Are you in there?"

[identity profile] hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, he was in there, all right.

"Yes. You may come in. I assume you would like to talk."

When Matt and Mello entered, they would be greeted by the sight of L crouching on his bed, glancing sideways at the black spider monkey (http://cdn-write.demandstudios.com/upload//2000/900/50/3/62953.jpg) perched on his shoulder, grooming his hair. He did not look pleased.

"Oh, love, do cheer up," she urged, sounding every bit as British as Mello's cat. "You've visitors, and two nice-looking boys, at that!"

[identity profile] gamer-anon.livejournal.com 2010-06-14 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
There were actually two redheads following Mello -- one was his partner, and the other was...well, his partner's partner, to hear the stout (http://wildwildthings.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/stoat01.jpg) tell it.

And boy, did he tell it.

"This way, this way!" The animal slinked along the floor, pausing every few feet to turn his head in every direction. "Hurry, hurry!" He liked to say things twice, apparently. Since Matt usually said nothing...it evened out.

Talk. Yeah, good idea. Maybe L would be able to figure this--

Matt paused in the doorway, blinking over Mello's shoulder at the monkey perched on L's.

Edited 2010-06-14 02:17 (UTC)

[identity profile] hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, please, call me Godiva," the spider monkey implored. "I do so hate when I'm not on a first name basis with friends."

L hadn't known the monkey's name until that very moment. He cocked his head at her. "Godiva. The same name as Lady Godiva."

"You may call me that if you wish, L," Godiva said fondly, returning to the grooming of his hair. "My, you must employ the use of a brush more often, dear..."

"Ryuzaki," L corrected her, his eyes widening slightly. "My name is Ryuzaki."

"Oh, yes, just cast off the Christian name given to you by your loving parents to adopt something awkward and foreign-sounding..."

That was when L, still scowling, jumped up from his crouch, like a leap frog. He landed easily on the floor, stretching into a standing position, and Godiva -- unwarned about the sudden movement, fell off his shoulder and onto the bed.

"Good gracious, you needn't be so grumpy!" Lady Godiva chided, rolling easily back into a sitting position, suspiciously similar to L's own crouch.

"My name is Ryuzaki," L repeated.

"Yes, yes, Ryuzaki, whatever you think would be best, dear..."

[identity profile] gamer-anon.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Daemons! Daemons!" The stoat echoed the words as he hopped around on the floor. "My name's Scout! You can call me Scout!" Matt sighed and massaged his forehead with a gloved hand. Why did his have to be so...energetic? But his postured straightened at the stoat's next words.

"This is Matt! That's what you can call him! But his real name's--"

Matt made a sudden grab for the little animal's tail, pulling it back.

"Hey, Scout. Ixnay on the amenay."

[identity profile] hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Yet." L's voice interjected, low but firm, cutting off Bubastis's last statement. "There is no Kira here, yet. New prisoners are arriving all the time. There is no saying when Light Yagami might make an appearance." Although, there was, at least, a certain thrill to be using that name with such certainty.

"Ah, the lad does have a point," Godiva confirmed with a sigh. A moment later she made a jump for a curtain rod and swung from it with her tail, landing back on L's shoulder. "But there's no need to be so serious about it all the time. You're free here, are you not? You are liberated from the confines of being the world's greatest detective... and you two," she nodded toward Mello and Matt, "are free from the pressures and expectations of living up to him."

Without looking at Godiva, L reached up and plucked her off his shoulder, between his thumb and forefinger, by the scruff of her neck. He held her as he held everything -- as if touching something unpleasant -- and held her up in front of his face. Only then did he look her in the eye.

"That is true in theory. Even so, one never stops being the world's greatest detective, no matter his surroundings. He and his successors must be ready for anything."

With that, L dropped her. He had the overwhelming urge to sanitize his hand now, as well.

From the floor, Godiva chimed in, "Being the world's greatest detective means nothing if you are no longer in the world, Ryuzaki."
Edited 2010-06-15 01:57 (UTC)

[identity profile] gamer-anon.livejournal.com 2010-06-15 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Godiva's words gave him the sudden urge for a cigarette. "Anyone mind if I smoke?" And by anyone, he really meant L since Mello was used to his nicotine addiction. Matt was already taken one from the pack, but would just hold it between his lips until he got a response, one way or the other. Even just that was enough to soothe him.

"Christ!" The redhead jumped a little at the suddenly feeling of something crawling up his leg. Matt looked down, just able to make out Scout's form as he moved underneath Matt's pant leg, all the way up under his shirt, until the stoat's head popped out of the neck hole.

"Aaaah! Isn't she beautiful! So shiny! So proud!"

Matt blinked before following the path of Scout's gaze, and smirking to himself on where it was focused.

"You like the cat, huh." He arched an eyebrow. "Figures."

[identity profile] hunch-ofjustice.livejournal.com 2010-06-17 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"If we were interested in consulting psychiatrists we would be talking to them," L said irritably to Bubastis. He could tell his daemon's words were getting to Mello, as emotional as always. L himself put little stock in what a talking monkey named Godiva had to say. "If you can't provide us with any valuable information about your origins or the person responsible for our capture, you may all leave us, right now."

"Tsk, tsk," Godiva said from her perch on the floor. "Trying to dismiss your daemon, just like that. Such a skeptic, love."

[identity profile] gamer-anon.livejournal.com 2010-06-19 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Matt stepped deeper into the room, listening, watching, but having little more impact than a ghost might. ...Okay, wrong choice of words considering the last thing that happened to him before he arrived at the manor. But still. Thoughts of becoming L or catching Kira had less of an impact on the third in line. Neither were things that he'd hoped to accomplish anyway. He was just there to help Mello.

His hidden eyes slid towards the blond before snapping back to Godiva as she spoke. Okay, he just can't take it anymore.

"Hey. Can I pet your monkey?"

His monotone voice only made the request sound even more ridiculous.