Class Log Week 2

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Characters: OPEN!!
When: Week two of Badfic Academy
Location: Badfic Academy
Summary: School is in session
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Warnings: The usual for big logs like this
Status: OPEN!


Each class is going to have a log. Please only respond to people who are in your class. The first poster should put their class (either A or B) in the subject line.

Comments

Re: Biology ((Class B)) - They're all good, really....

[demon_andbutler]

Yes. They breathe air like the rest of us.

[Yeah, so he's not quite as excited by her moment of learning as she is. Mostly because he's fairly certain she'll have forgotten it by nightfall. And he does SO hate to break that physical closeness, but he straightens again now that he has filled out all the lab questions.]

Now, we need to remove the intestines so that I can have a complete reference for the diagram.

Biology ((Class B)) - I concur.

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

But...I thought they breathed water. Like fish do!

[Now Sebastian, don't confuse her. And remember -- when trying to teach her gets to be too much, you can just smile and nod.

Smile.

And nod.]

Ah! I can do that Mister Sebastian!

[Meirin rolls her sleeves up to the elbows. It seems she's over her earlier squeamishness.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

If they did that, they would not spend so much time above water. Only as tadpoles do they breath as fish do.

[No, he's not going to stop her. He can't do everything for her. Class participation and all that.

... He'll just be standing here, watching. Waiting to see how Meirin does.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

So...sometimes they breathe water and sometimes they breathe air?

[Biology is so complicated.

Meirin gingerly pushes the incision apart, gently touches some of the exposed frog bits...

And then promptly pulls everything that was once on the -inside-, outside, including the bones. Somehow it all manages to stay in one piece, danging there between them.]

Ah! You're right! Lungs!

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

..........

[Facepalm.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

[Headtilt.]

Mister Sebastian?

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

Meirin. Please put the innards back inside the frog.

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

[...She has displeased him.]

A-ah, yes Mister Sebastian! Right away!

[Meirin grabs the frog skin and starts trying to shove the guts back in. But the dead amphibian is less than cooperative.]

They won't fit! What do we do Mister Sebastian!

[She looks around quickly, fearful of the faceless teacher.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

[Sigh.]

Give them to me.

[Without waiting for her to do so, he takes the froggy ribcage and everything attached and fits it back into the chest cavity before the teacher is any the wiser.]

It is all right. I shall sketch from memory.

[And if alcohol had any affect on him at all, he'd be pouring himself a big glass of something once this class is over.]

Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

From memory? Mister Sebastian, you're amazing!

[Clearly she must reward him in some way. The wheels. They are a'turnin.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

[He's already sketchin' away.]

Nonsense. I am just a butler.

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

And my lab partner!

[One hell of a lab partner!]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

Yes. That as well.

[And hopefully not for much longer. After a few more minutes, he straightens.] I believe we are ready to hand this in.

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[She's ready to hit the Home Ec as quickly as possible!

...No reason.]