Class Log Week 2

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Characters: OPEN!!
When: Week two of Badfic Academy
Location: Badfic Academy
Summary: School is in session
Rating: PG-13 to be safe
Warnings: The usual for big logs like this
Status: OPEN!


Each class is going to have a log. Please only respond to people who are in your class. The first poster should put their class (either A or B) in the subject line.

Comments

Biology

[badfic-mods.livejournal.com]

[You're dissecting frogs, enjoy]

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed doesn't seem to mind. She appears at one of the lab table, rising slowly from the floor to look over the dead, pinned frog in front of her. She looks over her tools like a mad scientist before selecting a scalpel. She shouts "give my creation liiiiife!" In her most evil voice before turning scalpel to amphibian.]

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

[Iroh, who is seated next to Ed, gives her a very concerned look before turning to his frog. He holds the scalpel in one hand and forceps in the other, giving each a quizzical look before staring at the frog again.]

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed looks sort of sickened by what she sees and dropping her scalpel she falls to the ground muttering a sort of "ull" sound.]

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

[He gives Ed another look.]

I am unsure why we are supposed to be doing this. [He pokes the frog with the tip of the forceps.] What is to be gleaned from cutting up a dead...frog?

[Iroh's sort of accepted that every animal in this world is just one animal. No owl-frogs here.]

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

[Ed opens one eye]

Becaaaaaaaaaaaaaaause!

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

I've hardly ever found 'because' a good enough reason to do something.

[Iroh's still holding the dissecting tools. The frog lays belly-up on its tray.]

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[radical-edward0.livejournal.com]

To learn stuff about how the body works! Like what goes where and who goes what and what does which!

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[ginsengismyfave.livejournal.com]

That does make sense. I suppose that is useful to know. All I know is that the stomach is a good place to put food.

[He pats his belly and chuckles.]

Biology ((Class B))

[eugene-watson.livejournal.com]

[Once Gene enters the room, the first thing that hits his senses is formaldehyde. He puts his hand up to his nose and takes his seat way in the back of the classroom.]

It stinks!

[In front of him is the tray with the frog laying on its back. His upper lip curls up, puts on the mask and puts on the rubber gloves. The moment his scalpel cuts into the flesh, he starts to feel queasy and runs out the door toward the bathroom.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[brothercumface.livejournal.com]

[did someone just run out of the class room -?

Op. Yup. What a pussy; these people have no respect for mutilation. So she's sliding over to his desk, picking up a blade and starts to hack at the frog. When the kid who just high tailed it out of there comes back, she's going to say she's done his homework for him and then flick the frogs liver at him.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[eugene-watson.livejournal.com]

[Gene returns and he's looking a little green around the gills. Biology wasn't his best subject but he still tries. Book application was one thing, dissecting things never set well with him.

Once he returned to his station, he looks at the disemboweled frog and looks away in disgust. The flicked frog liver to his shoulder made him pass out at his seat.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[brothercumface.livejournal.com]

[Minatsuki chortles and slides over to slap him lightly on the face, just hard enough to wake him up, if only to hold up a small handful of mush that is the frogs other internal organs.]

You dare me to eat this?

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[eugene-watson.livejournal.com]

[His eyes flutter open to see the sight of this girl holding what was left of the frog's innards. He covers his mouth, bolts straight up and heads to the nearest trash can. Already dizzy, he staggers and trips over a stool and hits his head on the brick before he could get there. Thankfully, he didn't hurl but he was certainly close.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[brothercumface.livejournal.com]

[she giggles and follows him over, practically skipping and kneels down next to him, her intestine filled hand close to his face.]

Is that your way of telling me that you want to eat this instead~?

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[eugene-watson.livejournal.com]

[The smell was terrible. His eyes filled with tears from the suppressed nausea. He shakes his head quickly and pushes her hand out and away from his face. Gene was now desperate to get away from Minatsuki.]

No!

[In fact, he never felt this horrible since the day he saw what a bullet can really do and the last thing Gene wanted to do was to punch her. He still held on to the belief that boys should never hit girls.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[brothercumface.livejournal.com]

[she's cackling in return, and retracts her hand toward her own mouth.]

Oh~? All for me, then?

[she can take a punch if he really gets that desperate. she'll just punch him back. she uses her other hand to pick up the frogs spleen and dangles it in front of her own mouth]

Re: Biology ((Class A))

[sands-in-mexico.livejournal.com]

[The smell in the lab, surprisingly, didn't get to him nor the dead frog on the pan. He poked at it with his scalpel and smirked.]

Can I have fries with this?

Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

[She refuses. Refuses to dissect frogs. Sebastian had a frog! His name was...Mr. Frog.

So fail her if you wish.

It's not like she wouldn't fail anyway.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

[Cue Sebastian appearing beside her and gutting the damn thing like a fish. Ah. It gives a rather satisfying SQUISH as its stomach splits open and reveals the small organs inside. His smile never wavers.]

I believe we are lab partners.

Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

M-Mister Sebastian!

[Mister Sebastian is her love partner!

...

Lab partner!

In that case, she can't let him down...can she? Meirin swallows hard, heart pounding and sweat beading as she shifts her gaze down to the 'unzipped' frog. Her hands instantly fly to her nose and mouth, covering both to fight back that sudden wave of nausea.]

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

[He tilts his head at her. He's never been great at telling when humans feel the need to vomit... which explains why Ciel's upchucked on the ground several times in his presence.

But at least it's given him a lot of practice.]

Are you all right?

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

[It's a noble battle that she's fighting. Meirin nods her head, eager to reassure him. But it doesn't help her own situation. She turns a lovely shade of green, then seems to pale.

Finally, she can take her hands away from her mouth.

She catches herself before she can take a deep breath. Shallow breathing is the way to go, what with all the dead frog smell.]

F-fine Mister Sebastian!

Re: Biology ((Class B))

[demon_andbutler]

[A subtle glance to the frog, and then back to Meirin.]

Are you feeling faint? [Changing colours like that is generally not a good sign.]

Biology ((Class B)) - you'll have the perfect icon for this...

[farsightedness.livejournal.com]

[That she could swoon and fall into his arms. That he could catch her and push the hair back from her face and look down at her with concern--

Never gonna happen.]

I-I'm fine Mister Sebastian!

[She reassures him again, but she still winces as she looks at the frog.]

C-can I help you with something?

[Good lord, she's reaching for something sharp!]